Wellies Wellingtons
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A man is conducting a survey on how different British Nationalities sh*ag their sheep! There’s an Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman.
He first interviews the Englishman, "So sir could you tell me how you sha*g your sheep?"
"Certainly, you see I’ll be wearing my wellington boots, so I put the sheeps back legs in my wellies and sh*ag away!"
He moves on to interview the Irishman "Could you tell me how you sh*ag your sheep?"
"Certainly, I’ll be wearing my Wellingtons so i’ll put the sheeps back legs in my boots and sh*ag away!"
He moves on to the Welshman "Could you tell me how you sh*ag your sheep?"
"Certainly, I grab the sheep, put it on its back, get on top and sh*ag away!"
The man looks at him for a second and says, "that’s strange, I’ve asked the other guys and they both put the back legs in their wellingtons and take the sheep from behind! Why do you do it differently?"
"I don’t want to miss out on all the kissing!?" he replies
Oh man! I can't straighten my mouth it's all twisted after reading that last paragraph.
I bow to thee!
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